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Scary Movie 2 and Scary Movie 3 WedgieThe girl, Cindy, had been talking with some blonde dude and after telling him that they were only friends, he had decided to do something “friendly” to her. Sneaking behind her, he had grabbed her panties and thrusted them..no, rocketed them up her back! Cindy had screamed and gasped for air afterwards, grabbing her butt in pain.
The two blondes, one fighting against the other, wearing schoolgirl uniforms, including short skirts. At the end of the fight, one of them took her chance and pulled the other’s pink panties up, making the victim scream and then laugh dumbly.
Number six kicked the black and white checkered ball; the round piece of patched rubber flew through the air and through the goalies hands. Strands of the goalie’s red hair floated around her face until her stomach slammed into the ground; she laid there on the ground with her shorts slightly wedged and face covered in dirt while cheers of the other teams’ fans filled her ears. Her eyes looked up just in time to see the green uniform of number six trot towards her.
Christy threw her hands into the air, the brown waves in her ponytail brushed back and forth across her neck as she passed the body sprawled on the grass. The announcer sounded just as excited as Christy felt.
“And number six scores! Small Tree Badgers win! That’s game folks!”
The defeated red head popped her head up, her face full of spite, as Christy kneeled in front of her.
“Oh Mary, poor Mary. If only you could have blocked that shot, your team c
UntitledCameron’s hands shot inside her friend’s pants and grabbed as much underwear as she could while Christy’s jaw dropped and her eyes grew three sizes “Let me take it off for you!”
The smaller girl yanked her friend’s panties, a big,elastic sea-blue pair with white dots that felt soft when she grabbed it and also was easily stretched out of her friend’s white pants and over the middle of her back!
“OWW!” Christy looked back at her friend in awe, her arms frozen at her sides while her face remained a frozen mask of shock “You....you are giving me a....?” the girl couldn´t say the word out of embarassement, or maybe her brain just couldn´t process what was happening. So, Cameron decided to help.
“A wedgie, that is right!” she gave another tug and giggled when her friend grunted and moaned a little “Since I wasn´t able to touch you with my martial arts, I choose to use something a little differ
UntitledChristy sighed with relief as she saw home just some steps away from her. It had been a really long day at volleyball practice and it had ended the worst way possible as Sam reminded the team about Christy's "new duties" after her lost bet. All the tired girls had then smiled and eagerly took turns to humiliate her by yanking her new blue panties in all different ways. She had screamed every time the fabric was yanked through her tan ass and when three of her teammates had began to bounce her by her shorts while others kept giving her other wedgies. The only good side to all of this was that she had brought some panties too, just in case and was now wearing them under her stretched black shorts. The athletic girl pulled some of the new fabric out and sighed out in relief. This time she had managed to hide and change to a pair of black panties with bats without anyone noticing. After last time, she didn't want anyone to even tug her bat panties!
After adjusting her shorts and shirt, Chr
Always bet on wedgiesThe water was sparkling, fish were swimming and the reflection of a pirate ship appeared on the water. The pirate ship stopped at a dock and Nami and Robin got off the pirate ship to get some supplies, so what do we need to get? asked Nami with a confused look on her face, we are getting weapons and food said Robin. Let's get this over with so it took Nami and Robin a couple of hours to get done, Hey Robin how much money do we have left asked Nami excitedly, not much said Robin. I NEED THAT MONEY REALLY BADLY! thought Nami, think how to get that money Nami thought for a couple of minutes till she got a idea. Robin ill play you in a game of cards for the money said Nami, Robin nodded her head and said I accept.
Couple of hours later Nami and Robin are playing their game of cards for the money, they were playing poker. One pair Two Pair Full house said Robin, I lost all the money but im not giving up says Nami, You sure you want to try and beat me since u got your ass kicked said Robi
Real Life Wedgie 4It was the afternoon and I just came home from school. I put my bag on the table and sat down to watch TV. After about 1 hour my dad came in mad with my test in his hand. He yelled you got a C on your test!! I told him I was sorry for not getting a good grade.
Why Atomic Wedgies hurtThe fabric just rides up your ass or someone pulls your underwear hurts your crack and butt. It hurts likes hell and makes you walk weird.
Real Life Wedgies 3I was sick in bed sleeping. I didn't hear my door open but CJ came in. While I was sleeping CJ pulled down my blanket showing my blue and red panties. He put a hand down my panties slow. Then he pulled my panties up hard. I open my eyes quickly and scream. OWWW!! CJ WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! Giving you a april fools day wedgie he said. He put my panties over my head and put it over my eyes. He then grabbed the legholes of my panties and lifted me off the ground. I yelled and moan in pain as he bounce me up and down fast. He then stop and hung me by my legholes on my bedroom door. I moan and ask him to let me down. He said no and left.
Real Life Wedgies 2I was doing my homework in the living room. While I was doing it CJ came into the room. He threw my books on the ground and pushed me off the couch. I yelled Hey! You jerk I was sitting there!!He said whatever go somewhere else I want to watch TV. I got mad and threw my book at him. He got up and walked up to me. I said Im sorry. I didn't mean to do that. He said guess what...WEDGIE TIME!!! He turned me around and pulled my pants down a bit and grabbed a handful of my panties. I said oh no he then pulled super hard! I screamed in pain and begged him to stop. but he said. But he said nope he then got my underwear at my head and released them near my nose. I fell to the ground with my butt up. He then pantsed me and pulled the legholes up my crack more. I yelled and moan in pain. He then let go and went back to Watching TV. I was in pain.
Reunited (Sirius BlackXReader)
It had been a regular evening for you sitting in your home at Spinners end until Remus appeared in your fireplace causing you to let out a shriek.
"Relax it's just me" Remus chuckled dusting himself down before walking over to you.
"What possessed you to floo here?!" You asked confused while hearing your heart beating erratically.
"Dumbledore restarted the Order he sent me to collect you" Remus explained.
"And you couldn't have owled?" You glared at him.
"I could have but where's the fun in that?" Remus replied. You shot him another glare and agreed to go with him. You packed a bag when Remus told you, you would be staying at the order hesdquarters and went back out to him. He held out his hand for you to take and when you took it he apparated you to Grimmauld place.
"A little warning next time you asshole!" You groaned picking yourself up from the floor.
"Hehe my bad (Y/n) now come on there's someone who's dying to see you" Remus laughed making everyone in the kitchen shut
Date? (Young!Sirius BlackXReader)The day started out normal for you. Wake up, go to breakfast with Xeno, go to class, do whatever in your free time, go back to class, go to dinner, do homework, go to bed. Until today. You were walking to charms with Xeno as normal with Sirius Black the school manwhore and one of the Marauders stopped you.
"Hi" He grinned flirtily.
"Umm hi?" You replied glancing at Xeno who was looking at a butterfly that landed on his hand.
"Your (Y/n) right?" Sirius asked leaning against a statue.
"Yeah" You nodded.
"Well (Y/n) I was wondering if you'd do me the honor of coming to Hogsmead with me this weekend?" Sirius proposed still grinning.
"I'd love to but I'd rather not be one of your hook ups" You shook your head.
"Come on one date!" Sirius whined.
"No.....besides I have a date" You lied.
"Who? Loony Lovegood?" Sirius pointed to Xeno who was still intrigued by the butterfly.
"His name is Xeno and no it's not with him" You replied.
"Who then?" Sirius asked curiously.
"......Regulus asked me" You
Forbidden love (Lucius MalfoyXReader) part 5You currently sat by Black lake your mind replaying what happened since before and during Christmas.
Remus stood in fun of you in his dorm holding your hands looking nervous.
"There's......something I need to tell you" He started.
"Your gay?" You guessed.
"What?! No I'm not gay!" Remus shrieked.
"What I'm about to tell you, you have to promise not to tell anyone not even James or Sirius" Remus said almost pleadingly.
"Ok" You nodded starting to feel nervous now.
"(Y/n)......Im.......... A werewolf" Remus whispered looking at the floor.
"A werewolf?" You asked after a few seconds. Remus nodded and you sighed in relief making him confused.
"Merlin I thought you were dying or something!" You said making Remus look at you confused.
"What?....Your not scared?" Remus asked confused.
"Remus I've had my suspicions for a while the way you always disappear on the full moon, your scars the way you tensed up when I asked could you help me with our essays we had to do on
A Walk around the Writer's BlockIt's not the street I usually go down, but for some reason, that day I turned down a different road.
The twisted black shadows of trees played like lattice work on the cobblestone floor. I didn’t bother looking back to see the other path; I was all too familiar with it already.
Besides, it lead to a house full of blank white pages and crumpled quill pens.
I didn’t want to deal with that right now. The whiteness reminded me of a gleaming teeth, faintly yellowed, juxtaposed next to black ink.
The ink were hollow, staring eye sockets, I imagined.
I shuddered at the thought.
The shadows playing on the ground suddenly struck me similar to a rib cage, but what did the coiling black bones protect?
A twinkling laugh, like the sparkling of stars made my vision rise from the ground. A lovely woman, dressed in a cream colored frock waved her greeting to me.
I felt myself turn rosy and gave her my greetings. She went on her way, doing her best not to laugh.
I couldn’t blame her.
Harry Potter according to Facebook (includes ocs)
Harry Potter had friended Albus Dumbledore, Sirius Black and 7 others.
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'Finally you get on Fb it's about time'
Sirius Black: Stfu Harry it's hard to get Wi-Fi here
Harry Potter: Well maybe you should pay for it instead of using your neighbours
Ron Weasley has updated his relationship statues to 'it's complicated'
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Bee Holmes: It's complicated?! We're either dating or not damit
Ron Weasley has updated his relationship statues to 'in a relationship' with Bee Holmes
Harry Potter: whipped much
Ron Weasley: shut up Harry
Lucius Malfoy has uploaded a photo and tagged Draco Malfoy 'baby photos FTW'
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Draco Malfoy: FATHER REMOVE THOSE RIGHT NOW!
Lucius Malfoy: lol nope
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Pansy Parkinson: AWWW MY DRAYKIE IS SO CUUUUTE
Lizz Lucif: Bitch back the fuck off
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Star Trek Prank Week Part IV (KhanvsCrewxReader)
You sat against the glass of the cell, eating popcorn and watching Sherlock. "You know, I never noticed how much you and that Benedict Cumberbatch guy looked alike." you mused.
"Can we please watch something else?! It's been nothing but Sherlock for the past few weeks! We all know what happens and you know every...single...line!" Khan exclaimed.
"Moriarty's not so bad looking either." you said ignoring him. "Once you get past that whole 'I wanna kill Sherlock Holmes' thing. I wouldn't mind being a Westwood suit."
Khan's eye twitched and he envisioned himself choking you to death and walking over your cold corpse. He smirked to himself then blinked in surprise when you changed the DVD's. "NOT THOR!!! Anything but that!!!" he pleaded.
"Lion King?" you suggested.
"Play the damn movie. Just don't compare me to Loki." Khan replied, sulking.
"Kay!" you exclaimed with a squeal so loud it made Khan wince. About halfway through Thor the lights flickered and a green mist appeared. "Whoa.
How I Sleep9pm Today is the day I am going to bed at 11pm and nothing is going to stop me like it usually does!
11pm *Gets a message from his best friend* I mean, he is my best friend and all, so talking to him couldn't possibly be bad.
12am Oh wow! Look at that funny video... maybe... another one...
1am Hey bro wanna play with us? Hell yeah! I got time to spare.
2am God I wonder how you would go about curing cancer? I mean the cell functions and how even the slightest mishap in cell reproduction or any of its processes can cause it. I should totally ponder this for a long time.
3am Maybe I should go to b- OH MY GOD IS THAT A VIDEO OF SOMETHING STUPID? FUCK SLEEP! OH MAN LOOK AT THAT ART! I JUST HAVE TO RANDOMLY LOOK AT EVERYTHING NOW AS WELL! *click*
4am Oh man, I wonder what kind of old things I have on this computer, I haven't checked in forever!
*between these times is my productive poem making because, lets be honest here who wouldn't have a random burst of things to write as they are
Harry Potter according to Facebook 2
Alex Blaine has uploaded a photo and tagged Dixon Malfoy 'NEW PETS! ^_^'
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Remus Lupin: Where did you get a Koala and Platypus?
Dixon Malfoy: the zoo
Remus Lupin:.......You stole them from a zoo?
Alex Blaine: Yes. Problem?
Dixon Malfoy: I shall call my Platypus Jukka
Sirius Black: Why that name?
Dixon Malfoy: Cause it's an awesome name
Alex Blaine: I named my Koala Gerry
Lucius Malfoy: Gerry is a dumbass name
Abraxas Malfoy: I wanted to call you Gerry but your mother wanted you to be called Lucius
Dixon Malfoy: Holy shit dad you can work an iPhone?
Abraxas Malfoy: Course I can I'm hip
Lucius Malfoy: more like you need a hip
Remus Lupin: Lol
Abraxas Malfoy has de-friended Lucius Malfoy
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Lucius Malfoy: I didn't even know we were friends
Abraxas Malfoy: I may have hacked your Facebook
Lucius Malfoy: -__-
Dailia Malfoy has changed her name to Dailia
Comas and name change (Harry Potter chatroom ocs)
Alex has started a chatroom
Dixon has logged on
Sirius has logged on
Harry has logged on
'Hey Dix your brothers not moving - Alex'
'Alcohol induced coma I just left him - Dixon'
'You left Lucius in a coma? - Sirius'
'He should wake up soon. He's a major lightweight 4 shots of firewhiskey he's singing Lady Gaga - Dixon'
'Lol - Harry'
'Fuck off Harry - Dixon'
'Oh get over it I threw a stick - Harry'
'And yelled fetch Remus still hasn't come out of his room - Dixon'
Draco has logged on
Dailia has logged on
'Ok who drew a unicorn on my fathers face? - Draco'
'Hehe - Dixon'
'Pfft a unicorn?! Hahahaha - Alex'
'If it helps I also braided his hair - Dailia'
'Im starting to wonder if your adopted - Draco'
'Cause I got the hotness and not you? - Dailia'
'Burn - Sirius'
Draco has logged off
'Lol - Harry'
Remus has logged on
Lizz has logged on
'Ok pissed off Draco? - Lizz'
'Snape - Alex'
Lizz has gone on a manhunt
'Hehe - Alex'
'I taught you well grasshopper - Sirius'
'Bored meet me in
The Atomic WedgieThe Atomic Wedgie is The Most Famous And The Most Painful Of All Wedgies And If You Don't Know What A Atomic Wedgie Is I'll Tell You What It Is A Atomic Wedgie Is: When The Nerd's Underwear Is Pulled Up So High That It Either Goes Over The Nerd's Head Or It Rips Off Completely Off. If Over The Head The Waistband Can Be Hooked Over The Nose Or In The Mouth(Adding Insult To The Injury The Nerd Will Be Blinded By Their Underwear And Forced To Taste It). And Here's Some Techniques That If You Want To Give Someone A Atomic Wedgie To Girls Not Guys Though That's Creepy But Anyway Here's The Techniques: To Get The Back Of The Underwear To Stretch From The Butt All The Way To The Head Depends On The Material The Underwear Is Made Out Of And Requires Continuously Pulling On The Fabric To Stretch It Out But Not Enough To Rip It. Grabbing At The Waistband Will Most Likely End Up In The Waistband Being Ripped Off From The Rest Of The Underwear If You Want A Non-Ripped-Over-The-Head Atomic Wedgie Y
Teenage TaoismGiving birth is the closest I’d ever felt to dying.
Before that, my near death experiences had consisted only of my silent announcement of pregnancy—silent, being that my social media accounts were all deleted almost simultaneously and I never returned to school in the fall, saying without really saying that I had caught the malicious disease of “teenage pregnancy”. I’m sure the whisper spread in the hallways like the Bubonic Plague. That September, sitting at home on what would have been the first day of my senior year, I imagined friends I’d never talk to again saying “she was only seventeen, and so full of life!” at my absence in the cafeteria tables, as if they were attending my funeral instead of talking about me behind my back.
"Full of life," I had snorted then, folding a never ending stream of what had once been my own baby clothes. "Literally."
I walked around like a zombie for the months of my pregnancy, deciding t
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